The Mind
Weird tricks your brain plays on you every day.
Your brain has access to every song ever made and it chose the McDonald's jingle. Cool. Cool cool cool.
Your apartment is empty. Your brain refuses to believe it.
Turns out muttering 'keys, keys, keys' while patting your pockets is a legitimate cognitive strategy.
You walked into the kitchen with full purpose. You arrived with nothing. Welcome to your brain's filing system.
You're brushing your teeth and suddenly remember calling your teacher 'Mom' in 2014. Your brain, ladies and gentlemen.
You did not, in fact, mean to wish the waiter a good meal of his own. Your brain just took a shortcut.